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Dwight Schrute: Wait a minute! One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow it.
Jim Halpert: [to Michael] Really? Nothing?

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Oscar: If you're into yoga, I take a great Bikram class in Dixon City.
Holly: Thanks I should check that out.
Oscar: Also, and no pressure, the teacher, he's a catch.
Holly: Actually I'm a lesbian.
Oscar: I'm gay!
Holly: [nervously] I'm not a lesbian. I don't know why I said that. Stupid joke...
Oscar: What's the joke?
Holly: N-- there is no joke. I just said it because I... haven't had much luck lately and I'm not really looking to date so... Maybe I should switch to women.
Oscar: Oh you think it's a choice?
Holly: [pause] I'm gonna head back to my work area to...
Oscar: [laughing] I'm messing with you, Holly.

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Andy: Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.

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Jim Halpert: I can't believe I'm saying this but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork.

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Jim Halpert: Why haven't I proposed yet. Uh, actually, Pam and I talked about it. And we just decided that, um, well we didn't want to spend the first three months of our engagement apart. And Pam's always said she doesn't want a long engagement. Something in her past I guess. No really sure of the whole story but something about a guy who used to work here...

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Kevin: How's the candle game?
Jan: Oh, great. Yeah. Serenity by Jan is kicking ass, and taking names. You remember last week when that girl went missing? Guess whose candles they used for the vigil.
Kevin: Cool. Thank God they found her too.
Jan: Oh they found her?

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Michael Scott: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went-- I once went twenty-eight years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

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